For Fun, Not Science

Tuned is an entertainment engine that uses a deterministic algorithm to produce relationship descriptions. It is designed to be fun, shareable, and surprisingly accurate-feeling — emphasis on feeling.

The frequency archetypes, Third Entities, and compatibility tiers are behavioral observations written to resonate broadly. They work the same way a well-written fortune cookie works: specific enough to feel personal, general enough to apply to many situations.

Tuned is not based on peer-reviewed psychology, numerology, astrology, or any established personality framework. The algorithm does not claim to predict relationship outcomes, diagnose compatibility issues, or replace actual human communication.

A low compatibility score does not mean you should avoid someone. A high score does not mean the relationship is guaranteed to work. These are starting points for conversation, not conclusions.

The descriptions are written using behavioral observation — specific, actionable language about things people actually do in relationships. No vague platitudes. No spiritual framing. Every description passes what we call the Tuesday Test: could you actually do this next Tuesday?

When something feels accurate, it usually means the description identified a pattern you already recognized but had not put into words. That is the value — giving you language for things you already know.

Share your results. Compare with friends. Laugh at the savage descriptions. Use the weekly action items as conversation starters. But do not use a Tuned score to make real decisions about real relationships.

The best way to understand someone is still to talk to them.